1. variable; readily assuming different shapes or forms.
Tales from the Trailer Park
Feb 19th
Just came back from Target. I’m still LMFAO because the look on the clerk’s face was PRICELESS!!
Perhaps I should elaborate. My best friend Terri and her husband are having a party tomorrow. It’s a theme based party based around the show “The Trailer Park Boys” so essentially they’re making food like frozen fish sticks, Kraft Mac N’ Cheese, tater tots, etc. Terri is decking her condo out with kitschy-ass items and everyone is encouraged to show up in costumes.
So I in my ultimate wisdom have decided to come in my best answer-the-door-for-my-welfare-check best. This is a list of my costume items:
- One holy-crap that is bright nightgown. It is quite literally fluorescent yellow , orange and pink.
- One sort of matching orange bathrobe.
- One set of pink shorts (so I can sit without showing off my femmeparts – tho to be fair it would have been more authentic had I left the shorts out of the outfit)
- Pair of knee high stockings – to dar k for my skin color and rolled over at the top
- A pair of slippers – blue or white haven’t decided yet
- Rollers in varying sizes and colors – inc. purple, hot pink, turquoise and lime green
- Garish makeup inc. eyeshadow in royal blue/turquoise combination, lipstick “London Red” and 12x with collagen mascara for that Tammy Faye look
Mind you I bought about 80% of these items at once – and the guy ringing up my order had about the most bewildered look on him. Almost like he was praying I wasn’t really gonna wear them all together. So desired effect obtained, and I haven’t even actually worn it!!
Can’t wait! Costumeyness aside – I haven’t seen some of my friends in what feels like a bloody century!!!! (it actually has been over a year maybe two for some of them). Hopefully I will return with many fun and incriminating photos, LOL!
My Snail Secretary Waves Hello
Feb 5th
Argh! Evil forces of nature have rendered this blog totally boring…
There is stuff going on – and yeah one of these days there will NEW stuff up here to read. I have a lot of half written articles and stuff. {stop laughing!} No really…
For my benefit (but feel free to read it and bore yourself to death) an itemized list of stuff I would like to accomplish by next Friday:
- All Gamer Girl Geeksquee posts up
- Spell & Grammar check GGG.
- Fix Broken Links GGG
- All Two Clouds Above Nine posts up {DONE}
- Spell & Grammar check 2Ca9
- Fix Broken Links 2Ca9
- Finish applying categories to drafted posts, delete any repetitive or useless posts: currently remaining 530
- Finish writing Tales of the Paranormal article re: Bird Men, Lost Race or Alien Visitors?
- Finish writing Netflix Horror Movie Experiment article re: Chain of Souls
- Convert old Ghost Stories HTML page into longer articles for Tales of the Paranormal
- Potentially interview James Daly & Joanne Peatfield for Tales of the Paranormal re: Hampton Beach UFO Incident Summer 1992.
- Begin doing WiiFit again, and re-institute blog “Ishtar’s WiiFit Adventure”
There maybe that will keep me focused and motivated.
Maybe I’ll even start tonight – being as I’m totoally EQ-ed out from alternating between normal server and Beta all week.
In search of the Missing Link…
Jan 7th
Ha! I’m fooling you , right?
You thought I was going to write something all profound and mysterious, like about Yetis or man evolving from primates (or at the very least a post about our intrepid Zelda hero in green)… BUT NO!
I’m just writing to say that there are a lot of dead links in the posts (which you’ve probably noticed by now). Unfortunately that’s a combo of three items 1) Not all the posts are up yet – hence the article doesn’t technically exist to link to (until I republish) 2) Some of the links go to “Song of the Day” (now “Song of the Moment”) which will eventually be hosted on my other site thethemeshow.com, but one website at a time, shall we? and 3) There’s still a lot of MySpace crossover, and those links have that stupid anti-phish filter that make them pointless once you move the posts out of MySpace, so I have to entirely relink.
Hooked on Phonics, worked for me!
Jan 6th
Right now I am concentrating on getting everything back up again. Yes I am aware that it’s a grammar and spelling nightmare! Yes I intend to fix it. But considering it took me this long just to put the posts back up, don’t hold your breath or anything
You have crafted a “personal website” with moderate sucess. Webmastery 14/100
Jan 6th
LOOK OUT! My inner gamer is showing…
Anyway - the good news about EQ2 being down this morning is – I’m not slacking off for a change. I’ve actually gone allllll the way back to my original navigation. The simpler I was trying to make it – the more complicated it was, so back to square one; and to be honest (for me anyways) this seems like the easiest route.
Also hope you like the new name – which is a play on the supernatural and unexplained phenomena magazine “Fortean Times“.
Short explanation of the term “Protean” – is somebody who has widely varied, often changing interests. Someone say, like Leonardo da Vinci who was a painter, inventor, anatomist, musician – and a bunch of other things to boot! Now, I’m no Leo or anything, but I think one would agree that I have a pretty darn random list of things I can and/or want to do at any given moment…. so there yah go, new name – old format, and as always copious amounts of thought deluge: so have at it!
Oh, Look! They’re wearing Jam Trousers…
Jan 6th
As you can see I’m having yet another go at organizing this mess, and failing miserably. I’m beginning to suspect the main culprit is the attempt at having some sort of navigation. I’m wondering if just having one big ole blog is the way to go and just let the categories sort everything else. Also I need a better name…
Intellectual Wormhole
Nov 12th
Don’t mind me. I took everything down temporarily. I’m having a major moment (again) how to best organize the endless deluge of mental vomit. I have one major post impending (maybe tomorrow) and then I’m going to neaten up again, again, again…
Non-Sequitur: OMG… Milk Shot Out My Nose
Oct 15th
Site News: W/E 9/26/09
Sep 22nd
A lot of the time, it looks like not a whole lot is going on here. A lot of the time there isn’t. I mean well, and try to do something (even something small) every day.. but sometimes I admit I just go weeks without anything at all.
However this week, though you may not immediately notice it, I have been doing a lot of behind the scenes stuff. The biggest project currently is getting all those pesky Imaginary Hunks of the Month posts back up. Right now I have about 4 out of the 136 done, so as you can tell I have some work cut out for me. Part of this was in the decision to change the old formatting. The original blog was set to a black background, so it had a lavender font which clashed horribly with the new color scheme. Also many of the original photos were outdated (esp. with many of the characters coming into the CG age) so I chose to ditch a lot of the old pictures in favor of some new “prettier” ones. In addition I have updated all entries to have up-to-date information as to the various media in which you can see them, so even though say Sephiroth was posted in 1998, it contains appearances in video games through his most recent incarnation in “Dissidia: Final Fantasy”.
The other major project lie in deciding on a final home for the Moldy Oldies Chat Logs. I REALLY disliked them as sub-pages – it made my sidebar menus excruciatingly long and hard to manage! So in the end I decided to make each of them their own HTML page which link off the main Chat Log sub-page. Using this combination proved to be much more aesthetic and manageable, and since the chats are more or less text based anyways – the HTML code minimalist and easy to peruse.
Finally in sifting through what to keep (and what to throw away – why am I such a virtual pack-rat?!) I think I’ve decided on at least a few more posts which should make their way (hopefully within the next few hours) to the new “Non-Sequitur” page.
In closing, a quick question to anyone who is reading who wished to answer: I have a bunch of old memes. I probably should just delete them. They’re difficult to maintain as they tend to go out of circulation, and to keep them updated I often have to host a lot of the images in-house to keep them active. On the other, I feel like it’s semi-related to my persona. The way I asnwer the memes says a lot about me particularly when referenced against the time period in which i take them (you can clearly see my persona graduate out of Goth and into my more current personality) so I feel like I should not only keep them but post them. But then again.. who really wants to read other people’s memes anyways? SO how about you vote? To meme or not to meme (keep in mind it will be hosted if I do it as it’s own category which means you won’t have to read them on the front page unless I take and post any new ones).?
Non-Sequitur: Separated at Birth?
Sep 19th
So as per usual I was labelling my CD collection. This is a pastime which I pursue with near obsessive/compulsive rabidity. I got to Devo’s “Q: Are We Not Men? A: We are Devo!” album and noticed something odd. The visage on the cover looking somehow familiar! It looked suspiciously (though not exactly) like Patriots quarterback Tom Brady! If he wasn’t like One year old at the time the album was released I swear I would think the artist was using Brady’s too-small Panama hat photo as a point of reference. Weirder still the album cover is actually supposed to be a painting of golfer Juan “Chi Chi” Rodriguez, who of course looks absolutely nothing like Tom Brady in any photo/painting but this one. Very odd!
Of course this comparison would have fared better could I have found a more face-on shot; but I think you’ll get the gist:


